Robert Pattinson Furiously Masturbating In The Lighthouse

Bella don't look! No. Do look. Edward Cullen himself furiously masturbates to a rudimentary mermaid figurine in the arthouse flick The Lighthouse, and while we don't see his big fat sparkly vampire penis, we do get a look at his insanely ripped bod and perfect ass. Robert Pattinson followed up his risqué performance in the semen-drenched High Life with an even risqué-er performance in The Lighthouse - opposite Willem Dafoe as two remote lighthouse keepers - and let's just say this movie really shines :p

Almost a full year ago we saw the thirty-three-year-old Pattinson working on his bod at the beach, but never could we have imagined his workouts would cumulate in a rain-soaked jack off sesh featuring a mermaid beaver.

It's like Hollywood is tailor-making movies for me! During an interview Pattinson spilled that this was the very first scene of shooting, and that even the director was caught off guard by Pattinson's enthusiasm:

It’s always nice to do something massive for your opening shot, and I went really massive on the first take. It was a 180 from everything we’d done in rehearsal, and I could see [director] Robert [Eggers] a little in shock afterward.

Hmmm, something smells fishy :pp

See all of Robert Pattinson's nude scenes here