Hold my calls Katherina. I've got a busy day ahead of me trying to somehow not exploding all over myself at work after seeing this highly erotically charged video of Harvard freshman Pete Buttigieg thirsting all over some grandzaddies in public!
Buttigieg was only nineteen-years-old - years and years before he came out as an obese-assed homo - when he attended some tragically boring panel on dumb boring crap, but even way back then his gay thirst was apparent. We as a species were born to ask annoyingly long and attention-seeking questions at panel discussions, and for as straight passing as some may think Buttigieg is, I see the gay. And my reaction is as such:
While Buttigieg's infamously ill dumper isn't visible in this video, his adorkable face and sexy head of jet black hair are, and well, if this video right here doesn't register as pornographic to people, then I just don't know what we're fighting for. Um, sure. Do I need a hobby?
53:45—Freshman student Pete Buttigieg asks JFK’s speechwriter what would have been said had the Cuban Missile Crisis gone the other way.https://t.co/kLWoJJFZAA
— Brian Guggenheimer (@bguggs) December 18, 2019
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