Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: Jordan Barrett

 

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Tuscany to recharge secret to all - @private_absent

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Sep 25, 2019 at 3:33pm PDT

No man so far during our adventures in miserably gorgeous models has looked quite as fake-but-hot as Jordan Barrett does. He is swerving Dragon Ball Z realness, and don't think for a second this isn't the look! The twenty-three-year-old Barrett is considered one of the breakouts of the next generation of models, and is signed with Kate Moss' agency, has a million followers on his verified Instagram, and has been featured in ample magazines and newspapers. Yikes it's kind of awkward how much we have in common. Like stop stealing my life lol.

 

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A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Nov 13, 2019 at 8:47am PST

Honestly this guy's facial features are beyond comprehension. Even though what we're seeing is all natural, Jordan no joke looks like a plastic surgery aficionado who like, went for it. Like what the Human Ken Doll was going for. Legend has it Jordan's cheekbones are so high he legally has to adhere blinking lights to them at night to avoid plane crashes! His jawline is Jason Voorhees's weapon of choice! His lips come with a Tempur-Pedic lifetime warranty! These are just some of the many true and real facts about Jordan Barrett, so yeah enjoy...

 

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@sedated.ltd @lilmami_lani playing tricks

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Jul 2, 2019 at 6:07am PDT

 

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Inside the cover, By @Brett_lloyd double trouble @parkervannoord @giovannidariolaudicina @DustMagazine

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Jun 6, 2019 at 6:52am PDT

 

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First frame, NY Cc: @chriscolls

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Apr 9, 2019 at 10:03am PDT

 

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Day after, The day after.. #ACT1

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Feb 15, 2019 at 11:26am PST

 

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Pushed play in print @stellamaxwell

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Dec 30, 2018 at 7:44pm PST

 

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Take our advice : ACT 1 @stellamaxwell

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Dec 15, 2018 at 3:19pm PST

 

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A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Dec 13, 2018 at 7:30am PST

 

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A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Oct 12, 2018 at 9:07pm PDT

 

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Act One, Miami, @sebastianfaena

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Mar 6, 2018 at 7:15am PST

 

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Bad track 7:13am @ Madrid Plane nxt Paris

A post shared by Jordan Barrett (@iblamejordan) on Jul 10, 2019 at 12:15am PDT