Don’t You Dare Say That Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s Big Penis And Balls Are Fake

Earlier today we relived the probably real but possibly fake fuck stick on Aaron Taylor-Johnson in A Million Little Pieces, and now we have the big penis and truck nuts on Yahya Abdul-Mateen II - a package that some h8ers are saying is actually Amazon.com's finest $5.99 plastic penis and ball playset. Well I say - Wanna fight you fake ass bitches? JK I don't care that much.

Yahya is a truly gorgeous specimen of masculinity and just the idea of seeing his big penis and engorges testis on the latest episode of Watchmen is that kind of thing that's going to get me through this dreary Chicago Monday. I mean yes, the C-section scar at the top of this dubiously defined pubic mound gives me pause. And yes the penis is shiny. And the balls are truck nuts. But don't you dare say that any of this means we're not seeing real cock and balls! You fake ass bitches! JK today is weird.

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