Ian And Mickey Use THIS Surprising Condiment As Lube For Gay Sex On Latest Shameless

And that, gentlemen, is called clickbait. An Emmy Rossum-less Shameless is now in its tenth season, and two episodes in we get a better sense of what gay lurvers Ian (Cameron Monaghan) and Mickey (Noel Fisher) have been up to since bunking together in prison at the end of last season. Butt sex!

In the episode, titled Sleep Well My Prince For Tomorrow You Shall Be King, Ian attempts to mount Mickey from behind after some giggly foreplay, but Mickey halts the ass action when he realizes that Ian is using what as lube? Mayonaise. And who hasn't been there? No one with a sense of adventure.

Mickey hates the idea of using mayonnaise as lube yet again, but Ian retorts that desperate times call for desperate mayonnaise. Should this post have been titled -Mayonnaise As Lube -Hawt or Nawt? Let us know what food you'd allow in your butt for sex with Cameron Monaghan. Me?

Right as he's about to cum I say "The chips are in the frosting!"

See all the Shameless gay sex scenes here