From Mr. Man:
This weekend’s new releases feature a ton of sexy menz, so we’re peeping the peens and pooters from the guys who will make you touch your cooters. Christian Bale and Matt Damon team up for Ford v. Ferrari, but to see Bale’s stick shift zoom on over to Metroland. For a look at Damon’s rear bumper you really have to check out his high school shower scene in School Ties with Brendan Fraser and Chris O’Donnell.
P-Stew joins K-Stew for Charlie’s Angels, but for this grandzaddy’s best frontal scene, check out his extended scrub down in Safe House.
Two of Hollywood’s most beloved gay stars, Russell Tovey and Ian McKellen, team up for this weekend’s The Good Liar. But they both look like good layers in their nude scenes - with a very young Ian showing off his ginger cock in Priest of Love and Russell getting topped by Groff on Looking.
Hey, you, how ‘bout a quickie? We were bummed to find out that Tom Mison used a body double for the second time in Watchmen. But hey, body double, whoever you are, nice dick. Call me.
Finally, The Peanut Butter Falcon is on Blu-ray, where Shia LaBeouf puts the butt in butter while draining the falcon. Too bad we can’t see his peanuts.