Something truly devastating is going on in one of the world's most unique and beautiful cities - floodwaters in Venice have reached their highest peak in 50 years due to a freak dramatically high tide caused by climate change. I didn't expect to shoehorn this boner-killing tragedy into a post today, but then, a floating Italian zaddy floated right onto my Twitter feed. A sign from Gay Gawd perchance?
A man has gone for a swim in St Mark's Square in Venice, as the Italian city was hit by the highest tide in 50 years.
The city has been hit by its highest tide in more than 50 years. Read more here: https://t.co/NRL2EAqjeg pic.twitter.com/ZdfbDn4l7w
— Sky News (@SkyNews) November 13, 2019
This dude has me feeling all sorts of Venasty with his erotic dip in the toilet waters of Venice. I feel Venasty because A) That water really is poops the house down disgusting and B) That man just damn sexy. He seems to be loving the attention from photographers, and even stands up to slick back his fecal-soaked follicles and flaunt his beefy bod and yummy chest hair.
VENICE FLOODS: A man decided to go for a swim across St. Mark's Square in Venice after the historical Italian city flooded on Tuesday following high tides https://t.co/gwcjxXSrXi pic.twitter.com/YgFB6fFcGT
— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 13, 2019
I visited Venice in 2015 for the Biennale and fell completely in love with the city (I'm just a quirky girl like that) and I hope this treasure of a place gets the help it needs to get back on its feet. Until then, um, thanks to this guy for putting the daddy in tragedaddy? Someone help me end this dumb post!
Venice’s mayor called the city a disaster zone after the second highest tide ever recorded swept through it overnight https://t.co/VOVdYXaRCc pic.twitter.com/oYk5hw4zMJ
— Reuters (@Reuters) November 13, 2019