Ouch My Twat: New Shawn Mendes Shirtless Pics And Subtle Clingy Bathing Suit Action

Does anyone have the number of a twat chiropractor? Seriously guys! My alignment is all off after seeing these pics of Broke Straight Boy Shawn Mendes looking excruciatingly fit during the Australian leg of his world tour. The starlet did some sightseeing at Byron Bay Lighthouse outside of Brisbane, and let's just say that the resulting paparazzi pics are illuminating :/

The twenty-one-year-old's 6' 2" bod remains so sexy and athletic, and it's nice to see that his will they/won't they relationship with body hair is back on. The stud is toned and fuzzed to perfection! Plus we even get one pic in which the moody Byron Bay winds sweep across Mendes' crotchular region to reveal some subtle clingy bulge action. And then there's the face. And the arms. And the legs. And the hair. Basically, legally speaking, no man should be allowed to be this truly perfect. It's a danger to twats everywhere!

Photo Credit: MEGA