Henry Cavill Takes A Sexy Bath In Whatever This The Witcher Trailer Thing Is

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The Witcher arrives on December 20th. #TheWitcher pic.twitter.com/VsKl1glONT

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Netflix is taking cues from Game of Thrones' popularity by releasing some GOT Middle Earth Wizarding World of Zena the Whorier Princess Hercules the Legendary Hobbit bullshiz called The Witcher. Sorry that I'm gay! I just want more Gilmore Girls remakes. The Witcher, set to debut on December 20th,  is based on a book that was allegedly popular and has all the castles, candles, swords, horses, and catapulted fireballs to satiate everyone who likes boring crap.

But wait there's more. Everyone's talking about the fact that in the trailer, gorgeous star Henry Cavill takes a steamy bath with his delish chest hair on full display! Okay now we're talking. Cavill isn't a stranger to starring in castly, candly, swordy television shows, having previously appeared in - and even gone nude in - The Tudors a decade ago. I'll change my mind about whatever this medieval stuff is that people are into as long as Cavill goes medieval on a dude's ass in The Witcher. Do we have a deal Netflix?  So, will you guys be watching?