Yay just in time for Halloween! I was scrambling for one last Halloween post before braving the snow on my way home (yes, Chicago just set a record for snow on Halloween) when blessedly I saw that on the most recent American Horror Story: 1984 episode the cute gay actor Jake Delaney showed his tan line and noice ass. Ryan Murphy and I are Hollywood's most infamous feuding gays, but in the end, the man just gets me.
Jake Delaney plays a lifeguard, and in this scene he gives us lifeeee by getting down and dirty with a chick in the woods. When he turns to get on top of her we see that his ass is hanging out. And it's a damn cute ass. There's no horror in the scene per se, but it is American HORROR Story, so it's Halloween-y enough for this slopilicious 11th hour post.
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After starting his career as a model, Jake seems to just be getting his footing in Hollywood, and not only is this his first nude scene to date, but it's one of his first roles in general. But now that he's been nude in a Ryan Murphy series, Jake will continue to be nude in Ryan Murphy series forever. Forever. Forever. FOREVER.