Aaron Carter Had Blurry Penis Slip On Instagram Live

October 28, 2019
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I DONT CARE WHO I FIGHT AS LONG AS HE’S A PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER. TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA 🃏 PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
A post shared by Jennashea (@aaroncarter) on Oct 21, 2019 at 4:51am PDT

As I've stated before, I share a special bond with Aaron Carter. The youth is draining from our faces at a medically alarming rate as we outwardly cling to the vestiges of our former vitality despite the reality that the writing is on the wall. The wall being our faces. These faces. Scrolling through Carter's Twitter, I can't help but think that our 90's mentality regarding UV exposure has something to do with our problems:

My biggest problem today... the tanning bed was closed ⚠️
— Aaroncarter (@aaroncarter) October 28, 2019

But it's not all doom and gloom with the troubled starlet thanks to this blurry accidental cock slip on Instagram Live. Aaron Carter doesn't so much as have a toilet paper roll dick (well he might, but who could tell with these four pixels) as much as he has toilet paper roll legs, and he spread those bony bad boys while filming himself to reveal a grainy pink mound. His fans are naturally excited, if not slightly missing the mark with comments like this:

I just wanna talk about the dick slip on instagram. I've been wanting to see that dick since Im All About You days 😁
— 🌈🌈🌈💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 (@Isagani_3384) October 26, 2019

Carter was 14 when I'm All About You was released. But now he's 100, so we good.