Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: T.J. Moore

October 17, 2019
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Choosing America's Next Top Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week is so stressful that I get why Tyra Banks emotionally abuses the contestants on her show. Quick somebody get me a model to haze! Mama needs to let off some steam.

Anyway all of that was to say that after some deliberation I landed on the freakishly fine T.J. Moore. He's, in a word, severe. It's like all of Moore's parts - from his cheekbones to his eyes to his lips to his abs to his legs - were manufactured in a modeling laboratory. Especially those cheekbones. Dayumn. He could work at Six Flags etching names in grains of rice with those sharp fother muckers.

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Moore is with the exclusive Ford Modeling Agency and has swerved looks on catwalks and editorial shoots for brands like Dockers, Tom Ford, and Calvin Klein. As recently as this June he tagged himself as a #newmodel on Instagram, and now with just shy of 4K followers, his career seems to be going in the right direction.

Moore possesses the sort of unobtainable, obnoxious, nauseating, borderline offensive, illegal-in-Mississippi good looks that we require here at the exclusive Fleshbot Gay Pervert Modeling Agency, and, aside from deeply loathing him for his beauty, we wish T.J. Moore the best of luck!