Quaker Oats Wants To Know: Would You Eat The Oats Off Tom Daley’s Pit Hair?

October 16, 2019
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Quaker Oats is coming at us with a curveball campaign featuring everyone's favorite Olympic British twink diver Bratz Doll Tom Daley! the breakfast brand has been vying for a younger audience over the past decade by first slimming down "Larry" in 2012 and then giving him tasteful plastic surgery in 2019, but now they're going a step further by enlisting the name on every cool Gen-Zers' lips - Tom Daley. You saw Euphoria! It was all Tom Daley this Tom Daley that. Tom Daley. Of the moment.

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Lose the snooze & win the morning with Quaker & @tomdaley Check out our #DaleyKickstart morning routine – link in bio. Give it a try and tell us how you got on! . . . #QuakerOats #IOweItToOats #WintheMorning #Breakfast #MorningRoutine #MorningMotivation
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In one of the images Tom pretends to smash an oversized alarm clock with a sledgehammer in just some gray sweatpants. But Quaker Oats really kicks up the hawtness level in images that depict Tom bathing in a big pile of oats! They're clinging to every part of his flawless bod - including his sninkity stankity pit hair - and if this doesn't inspire you to incorporate Quaker Oats into your morning routine, nothing will. Just watch out for the stray Tom Daley pit hairs in your bowl.