Mini Skanky Instagram Roundup Because The Thots Are Out Tonight Huntyz

Which came first - the thirst or the Instagram? The world may never know! But Instagram is the Petree dish in which celebs' insatiable thirst for adoration has been able to thrive like a sexy bacteria. So much so that we have not one but three Hollywood starlets to get to today, starting with the openly gay actor Brandon Flynn.

 

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Tips on cooking: don’t wear a white shirt, drink enough wine and anything tastes good, have fun and share what you make with friends. 📸 @alishaboe

A post shared by Brandon Flynn (@flynnagin11) on Oct 7, 2019 at 11:35am PDT

He posted a pic featuring his sexy natural bod and belly pubes... as well as counter space in the background positively crammed with the kinds of accouterments that will make you ask " Does Brandon Flynn live at my parent's house?" Which would make sense. Since he is your zaddy.

 

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Felt cute, might eat later. #zoeysplaylist

A post shared by Skylar Astin (@skylarastin) on Oct 10, 2019 at 3:19pm PDT

Then we have Skylar Astin of Pitch Perfect fame. He posted a pic in which his bawdddyyyy looks damn near Zac Efrom ripped as it gets some attention during a costume fitting. And he even included the bitch perfect caption "Felt cute, might eat later." Eating is for ugly people!

 

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Wow I love LA in the fall so cold and crisp 😑

A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Oct 8, 2019 at 1:56pm PDT

Finally, the man, the myth, Jack Falahee. We followed his gay and shirtless scenes incessantly on How To Get Away With Murder, but his hotness has also taken well to Instagram, and who doesn't love seeing Jack's sexy face, amazing scruff, and sweaty titties as he endures sunny Fall in LA?

If we want to see him in all his unshaved glory we have to go back to August, but I think it's worth the trip:

 

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THERE WAS A MAGICIAN AND HE WAS 100% DOING WITCHCRAFT MAGIC

A post shared by Jack Falahee (@jackfalahee) on Aug 24, 2019 at 11:49pm PDT

Well, was that the most microscopic Instagram roundup in Dark Gay Web history or what? The winner might be Skylar Astin's snizity snatched bod, but Brandon Flynn is just so friggin cute! And Jack Falahee is a douche but then there's that beard. Which one should I DM inappropriately?

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