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Early morning vibes up, let the light in man! Let’s stop our fussing and wake up for sunrises again!
I was immediately drawn to Cody Simpson because he looks like he's having a poorly-aging off with Aaron Carter and myself, and I'm afraid he's winning. Ugh if only I had gotten more sun in the 90s. He's a twenty-two-year-old swimmer-turned-singer-turned-Dancing With The Stars contestant (in 2014), and he and Miley are not shying away from flaunting their iconic half week-aversary together.
Fans can catch them tonguing each other's face holes on both of their Insta stories, but I'm more interested in the countless shirtless pics Cody posts on his Instagram. Miley summed up her attraction to Cody by stating "22 [check] Australian (my type) [check] Abs [check]" and we have to agree...
This guy really puts the "Cody" in Sean Cody and seems to love paling around shirtless with the boys. I also want to take time to appreciate all that Miley is doing for the poorly-aging community. To go from fucking Liam Hemsworth to blonde Groot? #Ally. Thank you Miley. You see us. And we see you.
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