The Internet Is Cringing Over How Broke Straight Dude Shawn Mendes Kisses

September 12, 2019
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While broke straight dude Shawn Mendes and his girlfriend Camila Cabello are poking fun at themselves in this new Insta face sucking video, the Internet isn't laughing. In fact it's throwing up about a tablespoon of curdled stomach grease into its mouth and then swallowing because it's in public. Ya know?

If u haven’t gotten enough after the Shawn Mendes kiss please go to my Instagram where I’ll soon be making out with Christine Baranski
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 12, 2019

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello kissing video 🤡🤡#TheOffice pic.twitter.com/EH5EYwu4gz
— tracytheskinnylegend (@tracy_skinny) September 12, 2019

A fucking lot of you would kiss Shawn Mendes exactly like that and it wouldn’t be a bit, sit down.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) September 12, 2019

did the shawn mendes foundation causes include trying to save his girlfriend’s career too skdjsjsk
— s. (@shawnstiddies) September 12, 2019

No seriously, stop. @ShawnMendes @Camila_Cabello pic.twitter.com/8HvNXZk6J9
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) September 12, 2019

people opening up Instagram witnessing the shawn mendes and camilla cabello video: pic.twitter.com/ZyYgNdx3ms
— Andres Guerra (@_andreswar_) September 12, 2019

The video of their tongue-in-cheek makeout simultaneously attempts to establish an intimate connection between the star-crossed starlets while conveying a sense of humor and self-deprecation. Does it succeed?

Hell to the yes! I'm more convinced than ever that Shawn Mendes is straight and that his love with Camila Cabello - which blossomed in conjunction with the release of the video for their hit song Señorita, is real af yo. It's like the feeling I got when I saw Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley kiss at the VMAs. I thought - Love. This is love. It's not the product of litigation between two entertainment lawyers. How could it be?