It was only last week that Nolan Gould was out there risking his life to bring us basically gay porn, but time waits for no mancandy, and already he's back pulling stunts to please our stumps! Hollywood's snarkiest starlet - the one, the only, Nolan Gouldy Two Shoes himself - can be seen impressively scaling a rock with his arms and back muscles looking so dayum fiyne in his t-shirt. And you ain't getting up a cliff with a pancake butt - no, sir - so it's no surprise that Nolan's ass can be seen toned to bubble butt perfection thanks to his demanding sport of choice. What's so cute is that when Nolan gets to the top, he does a little heel tap that he makes fun of in the caption with "I can't click my heels together. It's hard to watch." Trust me Nolan, when you top me, it'll be hard to watch as well. Love me?