Twat. Be. Still. Trivago Guy Has A MUSIC CAREER!

No DUI daddy dot com spokeswhore does it for my discerning twat quite like Tim Williams, or The Trivago Guy if yo nasty. That thick head of salt and pepper - but hold the pepper - hair. Those dazzling blue eyes. That bawwwwwdy. The carefree Trivago lifestyle that says "Sure, fall asleep behind the wheel of a car in moving traffic. Do it. You earned it baby."

As if Tim Williams didn't already have enough going for him, a quick trip to his Instagram informed me that he has an album out, and a hop on over to YouTube delivered this live performance (above) of his song Magnolia City! And I stan harrrrd. I Standra Oh. Honestly, this man is all kinds of gorgeous and it's amazing how his artistry knows no bounds. Music? Unparallelled. Hotel? Trivago. Liver? Corroded.