There Is A Very Very Hairy Twink Ass In Netflix’s Apache

I try not to do two obscure Netflix nudity posts in one day because I know we all want those heaving A-list breasts from like, K.J. Apa, but he fucked over my life with his new Instagram branding, and frankly, this super hairy ass from Apache: The Life of Carlos Tevez gives me pause. I like it. I love it. Tbh, I want some more of it. Here's the jizz-st of Apache according to Decider:

The eight-episode scripted biography of the Argentinian soccer superstar focuses on his youth in Fuerte Apache, the poverty- and crime-ridden neighborhood of Ciudadela, near Buenos Aires. He was surrounded by guns and drugs, but remained focused on the sport that would eventually bring him international fame and fortune.

Juan Pablo Burgos doesn't play the star, but he does steal the show when he flashes his mesmerizingly hairy ass in episode two. Unexpected physical attributes can sometimes be the hottest, and I'm liking how Burgos has the face of an angry teen skater named Jayden and the ass of Mark Ruffalo. Just what I needed this whole time! Let us know what you think of the Apache star's ApASSe in the comments. AKA spillz!