[WATCH: The ValeDICKtorian - Next Door Raw]

But honestly, Aspen and Quin Quire BOTH get flying colors for having hot but uncomfortable looking sex on nothing but a dining chair.

Having sex in, on, and around this chair is the REAL test.

Back in Texas where I grew up, being in the top 10% of your class was a big honor - you got to graduate first, and you basically got accepted in state to any school you applied to. When I graduated, I was ranked 53 out of 506 students - if you're good at math, that means I was 2 people out of the top 10%, or as I like to call it, salutatorian of the bottom 90%. I'm still bitter about it, clearly.

But you know who was the valedictorian of his class? Quin Quire.

Once he gets a job tutoring Aspen NoLastName, we learn that Quin is a scholar in much more than books. As Aspen says, he's the valeDICKtorian.

Would you take lessons from Quin Quire?

From Next Door Raw:

Class clown Aspen usually doesn't take his studies very seriously, but he's suddenly found a new interest in the test subject now that Quin Quire has agreed to tutor him. Quin can tell Aspen has only a passing interest in learning, and that he's actually much more curious about a different subject entirely. It seems Aspen's desire for discovery is more in the physical sciences than in finance. Luckily for Aspen, Quin is long on knowledge with a well-rounded base of expertise, and he's more than willing to school Aspen in the three R's: rimming, riding, and really big loads!

All that said, with an ass like that, Aspen was built to take cock.

What are they feeding these kids these days?

Aspen's got a great ass...

And take cock, Aspen does. In multiple positions. On A Chair.

Bless this chair, for it is the real star of the scene.

After riding and bouncing, Quin gives Aspen's legs a break and pumps him.

Getting fucked on a chair after school is the best.

What grade would you give Aspen and Quin Quire? Also, what role did you play in school?

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