Ouch My Twat! Jacob Elordi’s Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign The Hottest Yet?!

August 13, 2019
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#JacobElordi hits the locker room in our Neon Boxer Brief and matching Joggers from #CALVINKLEINUNDERWEAR
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— CALVIN KLEIN (@CalvinKlein) August 12, 2019

TOMORROW we're going to do a Who'd You Rather Finger Calvin Klein Underwear Edition: Jacob Elordi, Ross Lynch, or Shawn Mendes, but TODAY we're going to ease your little fingers into things with a peek at Jacob Elordi's brand spanking new ad campaign for Calvin Klein, which follows Ross Lynch's happy trail-forward CK pic. So guys. Jacob is hot. Like really hot. Like I am disgusted by Ross Lynch's body and face after seeing his new pics hot. I mean, not to sway tomorrow's vote, but JFC. How much can one urethra take. Mine's on fyre!!! Yas.

Jacob Elordi shot to stardom thanks to his starring role on HBO's teens gone wild series Euphoria. He was featured in the iconiqué penis-filled locker room scene, but only showed his ass in the series. But what an ass it is. Calvin Klein has a knack for picking the latest can't-miss starlets for its campaigns, and Jacob is an excellent choice. Edgy. Fierce. Inspiring. Woke. Bulge. Penis. In my face. All over my face. Semen. Everywhere. Drowning. Help. Gargle gargle. Dead.

Your homework is to compare and contrast the werk of Shawn Mendes, Jacob Elordi, and Ross Perot or whoever for Calvin Klein, BOTTLE UP YOUR THOUGHTS, and then share them tomorrow. This is a silent post. No comments. Not one.