Storytime before we get to the tittays: A couple of months ago Hollywood's snarkiest starlet Cameron Dallas was accused by a beauty blogger of homophobia after Dallas threw a drink on the blogger's designer pants at a party. (The allegation of homophobia will come as a surprise to those of you who assumed Cameron Dallas was a Helix Studio gay porn star). Beauty blogger Cole Carrigan stated in May:
so last night at a party i was outside talking to people minding my own business when @camerondallas decides to comes up to me and throw his water bottle all over me for absolutely no reason other than being a homophobic drunk asshole. i won’t tolerate that shit. pic.twitter.com/SXNNwgCajM
— cole (@ColeCarrigann) May 5, 2019
Info later came out, via Dallas' friend, that Cole Carrigan might not have been the courteous partygoer he was playing himself off as:
How is it okay to call people a bitch and say fuck you over a accident? and uploaded it straight to twitter for clout?! Cameron was so confused when this kid started filming him and didn’t want to take his phone or do anything because the kid was BEGGING for attention
— Taylor Caniff (@taylorcaniff) May 6, 2019
The story fizzled out pretty quickly because Cole didn't have much of a leg to stand on, BUT I bring it up here so as to not get clocked in the comments for gawking at a homophobe. Dallas isn't a homophobe. He's just a terrible person. And if I didn't write about terrible people, well ::chuckles:: I'd be out of a job. So let's gooooo!
We check in every once in a while on (singer? model? actor? again, gay pornstar?) Cameron Dallas because he's got a nice twunk bottie ottie ottie and was famous for like a week in 2017. The twenty-four-year-old threatened to bulk up beyond his twunk self in January of 2019, but thankfully that hasn't happened as of yet, and he's still just my little nummy yummy full of cummy Helix star that I fell in lust with all those moons ago.
Dallas hasn't been shirtless as much as we deserve recently, but this week he posted a (verrrrry Shawn Mendes-esque) black and white tit pic (top of page) highlighting his 6 follicles of body hair and really nice abs, pecs, and arms, and I live. Obviously. Do you live? Wait, let's start with the bar lower. Do you remember who Cameron Dallas is? Spillz!
H/T: Queerty
Photo Credit: Instagram