If you decide to check out the Netflix Original flick The Red Sea Diving Resort, you will be going against the advice of critics - many of which warn the movie will make you hate yourself, your parents for having you, your grandparents for having them, and Gay Gawd for inventing Netflix and the world in general. And I stan! The director might have had a hunch that he had a hot little turd on his hands with this one, because he decided to have the flick's starlets Chris Evans and Michiel Huisman go shirtless - with Michiel even baring his beautiful ass. Here's the jizz-st:
Inspired by remarkable true life rescue missions, The Red Sea Diving Resort is the incredible story of a group of international agents and brave Ethiopians who in the early 80s used a deserted holiday retreat in Sudan as a front to smuggle thousands of refugees to Israel.
I can't find one of those gay-hilarious critical reviews for this movie, so I'll just highlight this straight-forward critique from RogerEbert.com's 1/4 star review:
It turns real heroes into generic tropes and real victims into manipulative props.
Drag herrrrr! Michiel Huisman has an amazing nude history and has flashed his thick penis and nice ass a bunch of times, while Chris Evans has done like the opposite (he's only shown his butt twice - in Not Another Teen Movie and What's Your Number?). In The Red Sea Diving Resort both hotties bare their nummy hairy 80's tits, and as promised, Michiel Huisman does his best to salvage this thing by flashing crack. As RogerEbert.com would say, Michiel puts the "man" in "manipulative props!" Rite? Spillz?