Do you hear a scraping sound? I'm doing some damage to the bottom of the barrel over here by bringing you Justin Chatwin's ass in Another Life. Jk! It's not that Justin - who is possibly most famous for dating Emmy Rossum's Fiona on Shameless - isn't super cute, it's that no one knows who he is and it's also that Another Life is one of the worst-reviewed series in television history/ And it's also that, how did we start the day with Shawn Mendes' hairy tits and end it with THIS? It's like I have the hardest life or career of anyone in the world.
Oh Gawd here we go. Another Life is a sci-fi series on Netflix about a bunch of astronauts risking their lives to explore alien life far away in the galaxy. It's at 7% on Rotten Tomatoes, with most reviews reflecting a sentiment similar to this one from AV Club:
Another Life is an unwieldy mashup of Arrival and any number of space-odyssey adventure serials, and struggles to maintain clarity or depth with either half of its bifurcated storyline.
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Speaking of, who wants Justin Chatwin to bifurcate their ass cheeks?? Honestly this guy really is adorbs, and while he delivered a ton of nude scenes on Shameless, the last one was all the way back in 2015. So we're hungry. Now when are we going to get that Justin ChadDICK baby! Hope everyone's having a nice afternoon. Again sorry about this.