Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: Brian Diaz

July 24, 2019
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Ight, just wanted to say thank you ahead of time for 150k. Y’all make my life complete and you know you’re all I have, thank you for making me smile everyday ❤️
A post shared by Brian Diaz (@nopalitoss) on Jul 15, 2019 at 8:19pm PDT

It's been almost a full month since we checked out Sort Of Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell, which means that we are wellll overdue to ogle another Instagrammer who will make us bargain with Gay Gawd to be less ugly! Please Gay Gawd please. Why must I roam the Earth looking like Frankie Grande's makeup wipe.

Like Eduardo, Brian Diaz isn't a professional model per se, but he can give you what you want. He has over 150K Instagram followers treated to mysteriously captioned, artfully whorey pics featuring Diaz's insanely gorgeous face, head of hair you could lose a dick in, jumbo pecs, and fat jeans bulge! In a caption posted earlier this month, Diaz addressed his Instagram followers with:

Just wanted to say thank you ahead of time for 150k. Y’all make my life complete and you know you’re all I have, thank you for making me smile everyday.

Grounded! Well, congrats on being impossibly painfully miserably gorgeous, Brian Diaz!

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Hi, my name is Brian Diaz and I love the sky, flowers and soft colors
A post shared by Brian Diaz (@nopalitoss) on Jul 19, 2019 at 8:07pm PDT

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Day dreaming of what it could have been ❤️ tell the people you love how much they mean to you before they’re gone.
A post shared by Brian Diaz (@nopalitoss) on Jul 5, 2019 at 3:27pm PDT

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Thrift store after thrift store, why do thrift stores all smell the same, like the thrift smell, idk if I’m into it
A post shared by Brian Diaz (@nopalitoss) on Jun 30, 2019 at 6:33pm PDT