Pete Buttigieg Fanfiction Contest Prize UPDATE: We Have 1/5th Of An Entry! It’s Anyone’s Game!

The Pete Buttigieg fanfiction contest is neck and neck huntay yas yas yas! Both those necks belong to Fleshbot Gay commenter UserSimon, as he is the only one who has expressed any interest in the contest or even acknowledged its existence in any capacity. Yas. Yas. Um. Yas.

This should be exciting news for any of you who were hesitant to send in your Pete Buttigieg fanfiction for fear that your story wouldn't be at the caliber of your competition. Turns out, IT IS, as you have no competition!

YOUR PRIZE IS SIX SUPER HOT UNOPENED GAY PORN DVDS. MAILED TO YOU. WE COVER SHIPPING. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS POST YOUR FANFICTION BELOW OR EMAIL IT TO [email protected]. IT CAN BE SHORT. VERY SHORT. AND BAD. VERY BAD.

Here are some suggestions of people that SENSUAL, EROTIC, COQUETTISH ICON Pete Buttigieg could get it on with:

• Beto O'Rourke
• Pete's husband Chasten Buttigieg
• Anderson Cooper
• Rachel Maddow
• Himself
• You
• Me
• Dupree

SENSUAL...

 

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EROTIC...

 

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COQUETTISH...

 

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FEEL THE MOISTURE...

 

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I can sense the fanfiction rolling in now baby. This is going to be iconic baby. Write literally anything and you'll probably win. Good luck!

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