Everyone and their cult leader is talking about the new horror flick Midsommar, which genuinely looks fucking amazing and which I'm genuinely bummed I haven't yet seen. It's about a cult, and as I've been meaning to get to know more about my boo Justin Bieber's life, will natch will be watching Midsommar ASAP! I assume it just follows around JB and Hailey for an afternoon?
We now know that adorable star Jack Reynor shows off his well-lit cock, balls and cute wittle ass in Midsommar! The twenty-seven-year-old Jack is about as adorable as they come, and in 2017 actually gave us a very distant look at his skinny dipping dumper in Philip K. Dick's Electric Dreams. But that was nothing compared this his awesome nude scene in Midsommar. He has the kind of all-American gurl next door looks that endeared the world to Chris Pratt before he signed up to be a GNC Rewards member. The beginning of the end.
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Randomly, Reynor auditioned for the role of Han Solo in Star Wars: The Force Awakens (you can read about it here). If he became that mainstream Jack might never have exposed his cock and balls in Midsommar, so, thank you J.J. Abrams for not seeing anything in Jack Reynor! We see a lot in him. Our dick for example. JK bye.