Sort Of Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell

 

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What does the "search" tab on your Instagram look like? Seriously, let us know. Take a screenshot and post it below. Mine is 10% puppy pug videos, 15% outdated Drag Race memes, and 158,000% gay thirst buckets with gorgeous bods, tiny Speedos, and throat gonorrhea due to being Fire Island cum garbage disposals. Mark Zuckerberg, you can read me like a book you little bitch!

I'm honestly not normally into these ubiquitous #instagays and not just because of the throat sitch, and I don't consider them to be models no matter what they hashtag, and I hate them, but Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell is kind of celebrity or something and kind of really gorgeous and I'd kind of like to swap throat gonorrhea (kidding! he doesn't have throat gonorrhea so nobody sue) back and forth with him 'til death do us part, so ya, let's get a little gayer and grosser than usual (it's Pride after all!) and feature this hot hair explosion!

He's like a YouTuber or something but trust me, he would die happy if he knew someone was referring to him as a model. He talks about dieting and exercises 24/7 to fill the foid, and he seems to in some capacity rep some brands on Instagram, so he's model enough for today. Honestly and TBH, joking aside, I'm super attracted to Eduardo's delursh chest hair, thick ass stubble, eyegoddamnbrows, and uh-mazing body! Yummy yummy mommy want gonorrhea.* #pride #loveislove

*Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell does not have throat gonorrhea and we're just jealous so don't sue ED

 

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I love my map, I’d be lost without it 🗺

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new comedy sketch video feat. @maxisms - When You Find Out He’s A Trump Supporter...link in bio 🙊

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