[WATCH: Moving Day Fuck - Extra Big Dicks]
Joe Parker was feed Clay Towers and Jay Donahue some pizza as a thank you for helping him move, but when they find his condoms and lube, they demand he feed them that dick instead!
One of the unwritten rules of society is that when you move to new living quarters, you MUST christen them. There are a variety of ways - maybe a nice pee, maybe a nice poo, jacking off, sex - but it is ensured if you don't want the unwritten society gods to come down on you, the quarters must be christened.
Maybe that's why the gods have been unkind to me this year - I didn't christen my new space. I got fucked the night before, and was hungover the day of, so I didn't christen the new place.
Luckily, when Joe Parker moved into HIS new place, he had a threesome, so his place was christened enough for us all.
FROM EXTRA BIG DICKS:
Clay Towers and Jay Donahue have helped Joe Parker move into his new place and as they are unpacking stuff in his bedroom, they discover a box that contains a bottle of lube and a lot of condoms. Jay confronts Joe with the box playfully and he dumps all the condoms on to the bed asking if he plans to have a fun with them!? They all laugh and Joe tells them that he will take them out for Pizza and Beer for helping him move and Jay and Clay tell him that he has to fuck them with his big cock first, because that was their deal! Joe thought they were kidding, but Jay and Clay have one thing on their mind as they push Joe onto the bed, start tickling him and pulling off his jeans.