CODE RED: NOLAN GOULD SHIRTLESS, OILY, AND HAIRIER THAN EVER IN FAKE MAGAZINE

 

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Hi. I did a pullup. Link in bio for interview with @cestprune

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Jun 14, 2019 at 10:20am PDT

Gentlemen, not to be crass, but, get ready to stroke your penis until you ejaculate semen onto your hand and chair. RITE? The one, the only, the stunting, the sultry, the king of Fleshbot Gay herself, Nolan mutha furking Gould, is featured in a fake online magazine, and in addition to a new interview, we get the best looks at his jacked bod to date! The magazine is called C'est Prune, and while it's 100% fake and not real, it demonstrates excellent taste if this is how it depicts all of our favorite starlets. Do Dylan Minnette next plz!

In these pics Gould lives out his dungeon Zara fantasy in some verryyyyy affordable looking clothes. But the magic obviously happens when the clothes start to come off. We see his bear-fuzzy pec from under a black jacket draped on his shoulders, his exposed pits in a skanky white t-shirt, and then of course there's the muthaload. Gould doing a pull-up. Looking into the camera like he's gonna fuck that nice tight shutter wide open!

The interview keeps things verrrry surface and, as a professional slacker, I can pretty much guarantee it was conducted via email. But honestly it does highlight how incredibly sweet Gould is. Which has always been the biggest part of his charm. Here's an example:

Prune:

If you weren’t acting, what career would you pursue?

Gould:

Anything that would let me be outside more. Scuba diving instructor, environmental scientist, nature documentarian, etc. Being outside is my favorite thing and the one downside to acting is that you spend most of your time in an enclosed sound stage.

So pure. But also, so hairy. And so muscly. And so what you're going to touch yourself to. You can see most of the pics by swiping through this Instagram post, and you can check out the entire spread (with higher resolution pics) and interview on Prune's website. EN-FUCKING-JOY.

 

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C'est What?! That's not the Luke Dunphy we know from @abcmodernfam. We went for a big mood hangin from the rafters shirtless with @nolangould. Check out his cover story now live on the site. (Link in bio) photographed by the incredible @mikeruizone shot at world famous @eagle_la • • • • #linkinbio #cestprune #nolangould #modernfamily #eaglela #abc #arielwinter #sarahhyland #lukedunphy #sophiavergara #mikeruiz #shirtless #hotguys #westhollywood #celebrity #hollywooddreams #celebrityfashion #prunemagazine

A post shared by C'est Prune Celebrity Fashion (@cestprune) on Jun 13, 2019 at 10:55am PDT

Photo Credit: Nolan Gould Instagram