Is a question that literally everyone and literally their zaddies are asking after all of the hype surrounding the male nudity in the new horror movie Ma. ::SPOILERS AHEAD:: Luke Evans costars in the flick about a woman (Octavia Spencer) who was bullied in high school, and who seeks revenge on her former classmates decades later by harassing their children. Director Tate Taylor is gay af, and wasn't about to not cast some of the hottest eye candy in the biz. And he certainly - especially not during Pride Month for goodness sake - wasn't going to not have them go nude!
So what nudity do we see exactly in Ma? As thirst bucket for the ages Luke Evans teased on Twitter, we do, for a brief second, see something resembling his penis. It's a quick... cut... (if you've seen the movie you'll get the joke) so the scene honestly isn't going to wet any urethras anytime soon.
So....who has seen @MAmovie And is wondering about that scene....you know the one....
— Luke Evans (@TheRealLukevans) June 7, 2019
I saw Ma in the theater last night, and the scene that did have me piling onto the already-sticky theater floor involved a look at twenty-three-year-old actor Gianni Paolo's super plump ass! His nineteen-year-old costar Corey Fogelmanis is seriously gorgina and serves up Beach Rats realness on a platter, but sadly doesn't strip down in Ma.
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After some brief Spotlight work this morning, I can say that, as of now, we don't have nudity or even shirtlessness from Fogelmanis or Paolo available. But don't worry, I wouldn't leave your urethra crusty dusty and rusty! The forty-year-old openly gay Luke Evans has gone nude multiple times, and we've rounded up all of the best looks at his hot daddy ass right here. Have you seen Ma? What did you think? I need to discuss the movie with someone NOW! My real motivation for this writing this post. Spillz plz!