From Mr. Man:
Not sure what to get mom for Mother’s Day? How about some of the best nude scenes featuring all of her favorite actors! Mom’s favorite Bond, Pierce Brosnan, went for an early morning skinny dip in Grey Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of that? Send mom a house call from her favorite ER doctor, George Clooney. In Solaris he canoodles with his lady love in outer space and delivers 10ccs of his ass! We mustache you… what does your mom think of Tom Selleck? Does she know that he pitched us his mounds in Mr. Baseball? It’s time to kick things into Gere. Richard Gere that is! He’ll take your mom’s breath away when he goes nude in Breathless! Finally, mom’s favorite bad boy, Kurt Russell, has an intensely heterosexual convo with Sylvester Stallone during a prison shower in Tango & Cash! Isn’t it time you brought a nice Mr. Man home to mom…