[WATCH: Raw Tow Service Part One - Bromo]
While Rule 34 exists (if it exists, a porn parody of it exists), I definitely think there are some porn scenarios that are overused. If I have to write about a "massage that leads to more" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.
That being said, I think there are some porn scenarios that are UNDERUSED. A big one? The mechanic shop. SO MANY OF THEM HAVE LUBE IN THE NAME, YET I CAN'T RECALL, IN MY 11 YEARS OF WRITING ABOUT GAY PORN, GETTING TO WRITE ABOUT A "LUBE SHOP" MECHANIC SCENE.
[WATCH: "Greasers: Scene Four" - Naked Sword Originals]
I'm getting older now, so my memory is going (and I'm apparently more senile) but lube/shop mechanic scenes just set themselves up for porn parody and porn dialogue. All someone has to say is "I could lube that up for you" and - BOW CHICKA WOW WOW - off we go.
Raunchy Mechanic Bo Sinn is excited to come across Pierre Fitch stranded on the side of the road. Bo has a look at Pierre's engine and offers him a ride to the garage. On the way, Pierre notices Bo's rock hard hard-on and Bo suggests they exchange favors. He'll fix the car if Pierre takes care of him first. Pierre eagerly swallows up Bo's cock and has his ass lubed up by the mechanic!
(They mentioned it in the scene description, bless)
And doesn't he have the perfect cock? I can't recall, but I remember him saying something about not shooting any more gay porn because it was messing up his straight porn career. What a shame.