Holy Shit Chad Michael Murray Just Schooled K.J. Apa In Shirtlessness On Riverdale

Have I died? Is this heaven? The fact that I can see means that Nolan Gould's hairy ass isn't planted on my face, so I guess it's not heaven. However that pearl necklace in the sky doesn't feel far away thanks to this totally insane shot of Chad Michael Murray stripping down on CW's teen sex party series Riverdale!

 

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K.J. Apa, Eli Goree both, and Drew Ray Tanner show off their amazing shirtless bods on the most recent episode, titled Prom Night, but CW alum Murray (he was on forty-five seasons of One Tree Hill) schools the twenty-something high schoolers by showing off his cut to gay gawddamn death bod! A group of people watches as he twirls around, and then he says to a stunned Betty "Does that satisfy you?" IDK, why don't you ask my skid marks!

Um so ya, that's that? You can see shirtless Apa, Goree, and Tanner in the gallery, or hell, just skip it and ogle Murray. Da-y-um. Do you have a hanging chad for Chad? Spillzzz plz!