Matt Bomer And Kyle Clements Had A Redacted, Antiseptic Gay Sex Scene On Doom Patrol!

NOT CLICKBAIT. Obviously. While I wish I was here to report that the DCUniverse.com series Doom Patrol brought some hardcore superhero gay pounding in the most recent episode, titled Frances Patrol, sadly all we got was a makeout, intense stripping that faded to black, and post-coital drinks and burgers. Because all bottoms love to stack up their colons with cow after getting fucked. Why am I so grumpy today??

The openly gay Matt Bomer plays Larry Trainor, aka Negative, on Doom Patrol while the openly sexy Kyle Clements plays John Bowers. According to this fan wiki...

Staff Sergeant John Bowers is an Air Force mechanic who worked closely with pilot Larry Trainor who was also his secret lover.

Okay that's hot. And both men are smoking hot. But when it comes to this scene, in the words of Michelle Visage, I expected... more. While the inclusion of homosexual characters in mainstream fare is a win, I personally think their sex scenes should rival the explicitness of their straightsexual counterparts. Ashley Dougherty showed her boobies in the very first episode of Doom Patrol while riding Brendan Fraser. And female boobies equal male ass at least. Where are our boobies DCUiverse.com? Where are our... boobies. Fade to black.

Oh and smell this. Smells like heaven.

Photo Credit: DCUniverse.com via Mr. Man