Nolan Gould Stars In ANOTHER Gay Video, This Time With White Stuff In His Mouth

April 29, 2019
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Oh, and he's in grey sweatpants. This is what I call "making work work for me!" The man, the myth, the legend, the big-dicked (well we haven't officially seen it but we just KNOW) Gouldy Two Shoes himself, Nolan Gould, stars in yet another gay adjacent music video, and this time around things are even gayer, and things in my pants are more adjacent! Rite ladies.

Two years ago the twenty-year-old Modern Family starlet lent his acting prowess to Logic's music video for 1-800-273-8255. Yes Gould was shirtless and yes he was in bed with a boy, but he didn't have white stuff dribbling out of his mouth while eating cereal like Captain Crunch's crunch dumpster, which is a problem that was thankfully just rectified in Kevin McHale's music video for his single Help Me Now!

The openly gay Glee alum enlists Gould as his accidental virtual dance partner, and between the arms, the sweatpants, and the white stuff, I don't need help. I need Lubriderm and five minutes of peace. Lol?

One more time for the cheap seats...