As Judith Butler once wrote "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't." I think. This is the exact sentiment expressed by super hottie Robert Sheehan when he opened up to Hot Press about previously experimenting with dudes:
I think it would be irresponsible not to question my sexuality. I had a couple of experiences when I was younger with dudes where I tried it, experimented, to see if it did anything for me. And it didn’t.
Dude. Where's my blowjob. The Gay Internet erupts like a jizz geyser anytime anyone with chromosomes resembling an X and a Y admits to even so much as looking at another man's penile region. The definitive "And it didn’t." line in Sheehan's interview sure seems to close the book on any sort of gay action moving forward, but I guess picturing this tall drink of penis fondling his broseph's ballsac or whatever isn't the worst visual on this dreary Chicago Friday.
You can currently stream Sheehan's hotness on Netflix thanks to his starring role on The Umbrella Academy. He went epically nude in the 2017 indie The Song of Sway Lake and the 2015 series Fortitude, and ya know what, ya, let's check it all out. Because unlike Sheehan, this writer feels like a nut. "And it DID."