What Shade Of Blinding White Would You Call This Fat Uncut Dick? (VIDEO)

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— Public fun (@PublicfunFun) April 4, 2019

I'm going to go with the Benjamin Moore color "Crisp Linen." Maybe you can find a better match here. Whatever the case, that sheathed dick head, my tonsils, stat!