Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: Agustin Bruno

April 16, 2019
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This week's model is so impossibly painfully miserably gorgeous that I'm actually a little concerned for anyone reading this. I'm concerned for your brain, your heart, your penis, and your butthole, because they honestly might all explode in unison! So, consider this your warning. Possible brain-heart-penis-butthole explosion ahead.

Anyway the stunning Agustin Bruno is giving me major Josh Hartnett vibes, and he even has a sort of running 90's aesthetic throughout his de-damn-licious pics. Bruno's eyebrows look like the Silenced of the Lambs-ed all the eyebrows in town and are wearing every single one of them! His lips are two luxurious down pillows, he has a head of hair you could lose a dick in, a ripped-but-not-too-ripped bod, and the boy. gives. face. hunty.

Plus, his last name is Bruno for God's sake! He was either going to be a male model or a Russian sex trafficker. Thankfully Agustin is the former, and you can see his hottest moments here... ff you're still able to see after your brain-heart-penis-butthole explosion...

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