Two Baseball Players Are Going Viral For Grabbing Each Other’s Penises On TV

Had to rewind it to believe it: pic.twitter.com/HDIFvdwiab

— Shan Shariff (@1053SS) April 7, 2019

No one knows his way around another guy's genitals like a straight man, and if you don't believe me, why, just check out this video of two Texas Rangers grabbing each other's external organ wads in celebration of a home run on live television! The cup cupping is just one component of their elaborate manly man handshake. Ass tapping is the standard-issue way for one manly man athlete to nonverbally communicate with another manly man athlete, but ball fondling is apparently on the rise, and I live! The two guys in the video are Joey Gallo and Nomar Mazara, and I would just like to congratulate them on their... whatever the fuck this is. Sigh. Straight guys.

Also I'm stealing this related and thot-provoking Barbara Kruger tie-in from Out Magazine:

Barbara Kruger, Untitled (You construct intricate rituals...), 1981 #womensart pic.twitter.com/RMkRJ7UXxK

— #WOMENSART (@womensart1) January 25, 2018

It's true!

Photo Credit: Twitter via Fox Sports