Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: Blake Jeffery Carr

April 10, 2019
HIS_EXCELLENCY

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Arm day?💪🏼 • 📸 @danieljaems
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Feb 21, 2019 at 2:31pm PST

Look to the person on your right. Now look to the person on your left. Statistically speaking, both of these people are uglier than Instagram supermodel Blake Jeffery Carr. Facts are scary!

While searching through the profiles of dozens of impossibly, painfully, miserably gorgeous models, what drew me to Carr is the fact that - how do I say this as only a seasoned modeling scout such as myself could - I instantly wanted his eyebrows inside of my lower intestine?

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A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Feb 10, 2019 at 12:33pm PST

With his jawline that crosses state borders, boardroom hair, eyegoddamnbrows, and freakishly piercing blue eyes, Carr is like the pornstar version of Don Draper, and if that doesn't do it for your taint, then I damn well would like to know what does. Carr is a self-described twenty-one-year-old, and his life seems to consist of flaunting his breathtakingly sculpted bod in various exotic resorts and beach destinations. Can relate!

Check out the impossibly, painfully, miserably gorgeous Blake Jeffry Carr below and join me in wishing him only the best, but also like, a lifetime of misery?

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In my happy place🌄
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Apr 6, 2019 at 10:22am PDT

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Take me back to Malibu🌅 @victormagazinemen x @kevinroldan
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Apr 5, 2019 at 8:58am PDT

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Going with the flow🌗
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Mar 31, 2019 at 10:11am PDT

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Shadows🃏 @mmscene x @iamjonwong
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Mar 29, 2019 at 9:37am PDT

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Back on the courts w/ @jaygould_ 🎾 Looking to secure the Winter Series🏆
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Mar 24, 2019 at 10:01am PDT

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😈
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Mar 19, 2019 at 1:23pm PDT

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@kevinroldan is so talented! More amazing content coming soon! 💎
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Mar 11, 2019 at 2:48pm PDT

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Sun’s finally out in LA ☀️ had to have a quick dip 🤙🏼
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Mar 12, 2019 at 1:38pm PDT

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Shredz⚔️ • 📸 @danieljaems
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Jan 29, 2019 at 3:10pm PST

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Team Wilson🎾 • 📸 @jaygould_
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Oct 11, 2018 at 12:37pm PDT

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Don’t forget to stretch👾 • 📸 @danieljaems
A post shared by Blake Jeffery Carr (@blakejcarr) on Dec 23, 2018 at 8:56am PST