The New Gay Kiss On Riverdale Proves That The Series Is Rabid And Should Be Put Down

March 21, 2019
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Can any teens out there explain to us non-teens what exactly is going on with Riverdale? Because from the non-teen perspective, this new gay ceremonial kiss proves that the show is no longer simply rogue. It's rabid and for its own good needs to be put down. And I lurve it!

I'm going to take off my Spotlight hat for one second and admit that I have no fucking idea how Riverdale has progressed in its current third season. I'd Google the ever-changing plot, but it's like honestly and tbh, I don't want to. All I want to do is see the softcore gay action, which is what this most recent clip provides! Series gay Casey Cott goes in for a spit swapping sesh with Drew Tanner while... being initiated into the Hillsong Church cult? Eh? Teens? Am I right? I'm throwing some past gay highlights from the series into the gallery, so ch ch ch check it it. Our love is God bitch!

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