Chris Hemsworth’s Prissy For The Gay Gawds Bottoming Stance Is Going Viral

March 19, 2019
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Chris Hemsworth might not be gay, but he's definitely a bottom.pic.twitter.com/F13TTH9xow
— Simple Mad (@mr_wrabbit) March 17, 2019

Chris Hemsworth isn't gay, but he can certainly give you what you want, if what you want is to see his prissy bitch ass swishing around in the air like a cat about to pounce! And that is... what... I... want to see. Hemsworth is going viral for this video of him getting in touch with his animal instincts. Apparently the animal getting to first base with Chris is called a macropod, and on behalf of all thirst buckets on the Dark Gay Web - Thank you Macropod. Thank you for somehow getting Chris Hemsworth to arch his back like Johnny Rapid readying to receive four dicks.

is no one gonna talk about chris hemsworth’s back arch cause pic.twitter.com/shP7nbFN3N
— TH3RD (@SERGIOTH3RD) March 15, 2019

Chris Hemsworth befriended a tiny marsupial, a macropod in the kangaroo and wallaby family? Cool. Let’s talk about that back arch cause I have question! pic.twitter.com/FUV9im05F8
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) March 16, 2019