The nineteen-year-old Christian Martyn turned the new Netflix series Northern Rescue into Northern Exposure when he flaunted his nice visible cock line in a wrestling singlet. This just in: Riverdale canceled! The episode was titled The Little Things, which is irony of the highest order. This thing isn't little. It's the size of a Quiznos sandwich. And as pink as Kirby. Yeah. At least that's the image that's getting me through this Monday!
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Northern Rescue is about a search and rescue commander, played by William Baldwin's new face, who moves his kids to a remote town after the death of his wife. This is one of the most prominent roles yet for Christian Martyn, and it's certainly the first time we've gotten a hint of skin. Hopefully he has a long, long, long, Kirby pink career ahead of him! #Riteladies.