From Mr. Man:
This year every single star in the Oscar’s Best Actor category has gone nominude! This includes Green Book’s Viggo Mortensen, who took a page out of the Peen Book by going full frontal in Captain Fantastic. Body transformation enthusiast Christian Bale packed on the pounds for Vice, but beefed up - and went ass out - for American Psycho. Bradley Cooper briefly flashed his ass for his nominated turn in A Star Is Born, but we prefer him wet and hot - and gay - with Michael Ian Black in Wet Hot American Summer! What Dafoe is Willem Dafoe nominated for? Who cares! We saw his penis in The Dance of the Sphinx & the Chimera. Finally, Rami Malek wore some pretty tight pants as Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody. But we prefer him pantsless in Need For Speed. Yas Kween.