In the words of a singer who people used to like: "Take me. Ta ta take me. Wanna be a victim. Ready for abduction. Boy, you're an alien." Indeed! The thirst (actual typo, and I'm keeping it) season of Riverdale is only about half over, and already the pervy CW execs are working overtime to fill the gaping void that will be left in its absence. The two guys man enough to fill that void with their big throbbing juicy acting abilities are Tyler Blackburn and Michael Vlamis, who get gay in a good way in the most recent Roswell, New Mexico episode titled "Tearin' Up My Butthole." I mean "Tearin' Up My Heart!"
In the scene, Blackburn (who you may remember from his musical gay sex scene with Cheyenne Jackson in Hello Again) wakes up alongside Michael after a night of fucking. We get a great shot of Michael's manly, breathtakingly distributed chest hair as Alex runs his thirsty hands through every follicle. They then exchange some post-coital banter, and all in, the scene lasts just under a minute. Is it K.J. Apa getting hosed down nude by a juvie guard's thick white foam? Hell no. But is it a promising sign of things to cum on Roswell, New Mexico? Hell yas!