Jake Gyllenhaal Just Went Nude In Velvet Buzzsaw And You Saw It Here

February 1, 2019
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A lot of gays are into Jake Gyllenhaal, and I think that's such a feather in our caps. Like, we're into Jake Gyllenhaal even though he's not hot anymore? I stan accepting and nonjudgemental kweens! So, I'm not into Jake Gyllenhaal personally, but today we're going to check out his ass in Velvet Buzzsaw, because as of the writing of this post, K.J. Apa hasn't flashed his taint and Nick Jonas has not yet filmed himself breeding Shawn Mendes bitch throat.

What is Velvet Buzzsaw you ask? It's a horror-satire-indie-comedy-suspense-thriller-mystery that takes aim at the Los Angeles art gallery world. Gyllenhaal's character is one of a handful of people who bank on an artist's death increasing the value of his work. If this sounds familiar, it's because it was stolen from an episode of The Golden Girls. Just saying. Jake's a thief.

NE WAYZ, Jake and friends' shady acquisitions soon have consequences as the paintings come to life or something. In one scene, Jake's painting comes for him mid-sex, and he later jumps out of bed, revealing his ass. More interesting to moi is the fact that the stacked Sedale Threatt Jr. shows off his hot butt, and even his cock, in Velvet Buzzsaw. You can see some of the goodies here, and for the full nude Jake Gyllenhaal clip, hit the link below. Or don't. I wouldn't.