YouTuber AbsolutelyBlake Shows Off His HUGE Wood

It's been a while since we've heard from one of our most favorite YouTubers. Blake McPherson, otherwise known as AbsolutelyBlake, is quite possibly one of the more adventurous YouTube personalities - and frankly, I'd much rather watch him do literally anything day after day than listen to the like of his not-so-interesting peers (I'm talking about you, Shane Dawson!).

 

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Back on the diet. Also posting this because @jord_kennedy posted a shirtless pic <3 . . . . . #oneWeek #fvded #absolutelyblake #alcoholic #youtuber #fitness #fitspo #trynaBeJacked #douchebag If you see this, call me a “douche” LOL 😂 trip people out.

A post shared by AbsolutelyBlake (@absolutelyblake) on Jul 1, 2018 at 11:32am PDT

AnyGAY... Blake is known for his random, funny, and sometimes downright boner-inducing antics. He's gotten naked with friends for the hell of it, shown his ass a few times (in more ways than one), and his face isn't too bad to look at, either. Usually Canadians are known to be more tame and calm than us Americans, but not Blake. He gives zero fucks.

 

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Throw back with my bro @lloydseye 😂 . . . . . . #whotfinthemiddle #jk #boooootttyy #absolutelyblake #youtuber #fit . . . If you see this, spam “🍑” for good luck 😂

A post shared by AbsolutelyBlake (@absolutelyblake) on Jan 9, 2019 at 11:16am PST

Now Blake is back, but this time it's on his Twitter. It seems he thought it'd be a fun idea to show off some big wood for us, but sadly his post was quite literal.

 

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Now that’s a long piece of wood! 😂. . . . . . 📸 @lloydseye #absolutelyblake #wood #oops #lol #fitness #fitspo #long #woot #2019 . . . If you see this, comment “🌳” 3 times in a row!! I believe in you ☺️

A post shared by AbsolutelyBlake (@absolutelyblake) on Jan 29, 2019 at 10:39am PST

Although this wasn't the wood we were hoping for, he's still rocking that ass anyone would be lucky to eat! Mmmm... just look at it!