This Is The Cutest Shirtless Pic Of K.J. Apa Ever And I’m Crying And Soaked

January 7, 2019
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My tiny son #ad

A post shared by KJ Apa (@kjapa) on Jan 2, 2019 at 5:30pm PST

The fact that it's relatively cold outside right now here in Chicago is a big, possibly life-threatening problem for me, because I'm thorough, completely, literally, not even jokingly, drenched. Hypothermia is real people. And I'm scared! The source of my drenched-ness is this new insanely cute pic from quarter-Samoan faux-ginger creamboat K.J. Apa. The mixture of sexiness and cuteness has fluids coming out from holes I didn't even know I had!

The twenty-one-year-old Riverdale starlet can be seen squeezing an adorable little puppy wuppy muppy, who Apa calls in the caption "my tiny son." He then jokingly adds the Insta ubiquitous "#ad." And quite frankly I wish this was an #ad, because I'd take one in every color. Right ladies. Hahaha. Goddamnit love me Apa!

In case you're wondering why Apa has so many pics with dogs - besides the fact that he just has amazing taste because dogs rule - he's partnered with the ASPCA (via Bumble for some reason.) He included this caption with a previous pup pic:

So stoked about this opportunity to partner with @bumble and support the ASPCA this holiday season. Download the app and match with me for your chance to join me in volunteering at an ASPCA partner in L.A. All proceeds go towards ASPCA. Get amongst it. Be sure to check out Bumble’s new filter options to meet and connect with other animal lovers in your area!#BumblePartner

I obviously missed that opportunity, or else we'd be married. With a litter of our own! Anyway have you ever in your entire life seen Fleshbot Gay royalty, K.J. Apa, looking any damn cuter? Didn't think so!