You’re Going To Watch Chris Crocker Eat Different Foods Out Of His Ass

January 4, 2019
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Hungry https://t.co/fHGod4RfqS pic.twitter.com/Y2LeYMzU8u
— Chris Crocker xxx (@ChrisCrocker) January 1, 2019

Happy Friday everyone! Today you're going to watch Chris Crocker - aka the "leave Britney alone" guy turned gay pornstar turned viral comedian - eat various foods out of his ass. Well, some, such as the footlong hot dog, Chris eats out of his ass. Others he eats off his ass. Either way. There's food and ass and eating. And, actually, balls. Lots of balls. And you're going to like it young lady! There are people in China starving for Chris Crocker ass eating.

Crocker's absurdist comedy has earned him millions of followers across his social media platforms, and while this little foray into the cooking show craze is obviously intended as a joke, it's also kinda, sorta, admit it, hot? Like right? Surely even Chris would be grossed out by that admission, and ya know, ya welcome. Move over Betty, there's a new Crocker cooking up something hot! Like for real Betty better be scured. Feast on Chris Crocker below and head to the comments to let us know which vid is your fav!